McGetaway Car Dear Blog:

Today I stopped by McDonalds to grab some dinner. While waiting for my order to be filled, I noticed that they had a toothpick dispenser on the counter. Enchanted with the idea of getting a free supply of toothpicks, I quickly grabbed a huge handful and slipped them into my pocket.

When the counter lady was handing me my McDinner-in-a-bag, I started getting an uneasy feeling. Had she seen me take the toothpicks?! I panicked. In one swift motion, I grabbed my meal as I knocked the plastic food trays off the counter and sent them flying across the restaurant floor to distract the employees, and then I headed as fast as I could without drawing suspicion, to my 2004 Nissan Maxima SL with GPS and On-Board computer. I drove frantically, plotting waypoints back to my house on the GPS, hoping that I could outrun the McCops, who were surely hot on my trail.

As it turns out, they never did catch me. It's a good thing I thought of tossing those plastic trays.

I'm going to lay low for a while. Until tomorrow...
- Bernie  ¶ 5:30 PM