With the exception of Arizona and Hawaii and some parts of Indiana, if you live in the United States, then you should have set your clocks ahead one hour this weekend for daylight savings time. At 2 AM this morning, it became 3 AM. My cable box, microwave oven, computer, and roomba reset themselves, but I had to set my kitchen clock and alarm clock manually. While I was at it, I figured I'd take the opportunity to synchronize all the clocks and watches in my house to the US Government National Bureau of Standards atomic clock. Nothing beats the time-telling accuracy of a caesium-133 atom. I still have to do the car, but that's just one push of a button.

My first name is Bernie, as in, Bernard. My last name is Michaels, as in, more than one Michael.