He, Himself, and Him Dear Blog:
Yesterday Bernie Michaels referred to himself in the third person. Bernie thought that was pretty cool. Bernie liked it when Bob Dole referred to himself in the third person. Bernie thinks that Bob Dole would have made a fine president.

Bernie had a pretty uneventful day, just the way he likes it. His car is doing fine. His garage door opens with no problem. He went to work, did his job, and went back home. The new lawnmower that he bought works very well, and his lawn looks great.

Bernie is happy.

Quick. Take a picture.

It never lasts long.
- Bernie  ¶ 3:31 PM