Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Poutine?!
Just what the hell is going on up there in Canada? The inhabitants are obsessed with this junk food they call, "poutine."
And just what the heck is poutine, you may ask? It's a disgusting mixture of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds.
Cheese curds, my fellow Americans! I mean, I can understand french fries and gravy, and maybe American or cheddar cheese, but cheese curds?! I ask you: What in the Sam Hill are cheese curds? Sounds like curdled cheese to me, something that should be thrown away, NOT eaten. The one thing I do know about cheese curds is that they squeak when you eat them. You want your food to squeak when you eat it? Then eat a live mouse.
Just look at this stuff! It looks like it's already been eaten! Gross!
Who would want to eat a bunch of crusty squeaky old cheese curds covered with gravy?
Canadians, that's who. Canadians.
- Bernie ¶ 3:58 PM
And just what the heck is poutine, you may ask? It's a disgusting mixture of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds.
Cheese curds, my fellow Americans! I mean, I can understand french fries and gravy, and maybe American or cheddar cheese, but cheese curds?! I ask you: What in the Sam Hill are cheese curds? Sounds like curdled cheese to me, something that should be thrown away, NOT eaten. The one thing I do know about cheese curds is that they squeak when you eat them. You want your food to squeak when you eat it? Then eat a live mouse.
Just look at this stuff! It looks like it's already been eaten! Gross!Who would want to eat a bunch of crusty squeaky old cheese curds covered with gravy?
Canadians, that's who. Canadians.
- Bernie ¶ 3:58 PM
