Solitaire Hangover

I had a great Friday night.
First, I dined on a nuked Hungry Man salisbury steak dinner. Then I played Microsoft ® Solitaire while drinking diet coke and listening to a home-brewed mix of
John Philip Sousa interspersed with old time radio advertisements until I passed out at the keyboard.
I haven't partied like this in ages!
My head is pounding. I need a little of the hair of the diet coke that bit me, and then...
Back to Solitaire!
Burp,
- Bernie