Yippie! My Mac is on its way
My Mac was shipped today
And when my shipment comes
You can all kiss my buns
I'll be a happy guy
With overheated thighs
Because the MacBook burns
So hot it kills your sperm
But that won't bother me
'Cause I'll be happily
Taking a real close look
Inspecting my MacBook
Looking for every flaw
Reporting all I saw
To Apple fanboys who
Think Windows stinks of pooh
And they will all believe
How they have been deceived
When I can share with them
My gripes with OS X

I should get it by Wednesday. I can't wait to hate it!
- Bernie  ¶ 1:43 AM