In a way, it might be a good thing that Curty wasn't availble to play Burnout:Revenge over Xbox Live last night. I've been playing the game by myself, and I have to be honest: I'm not very good at it. At least now I'll have time to hone my driving skills before taking on Curty in an online match.

My first name is Bernie, as in, Bernard. My last name is Michaels, as in, more than one Michael.