I'm Sorry It never fails: whenever I cheer for a team, they lose.

Yesterday, I cheered on the Carolina Hurricanes, and they lost game six of the Stanley Cup Final.

I'm sorry, America. It's all my fault.

If the Hurricanes had won the game they would have taken the Cup. Instead, the Oilers won 4-0, and the Stanley Cup Final will be decided in game seven on Monday night.

In order to do right by my country and to insure that the Hurricanes will win the Stanley Cup, come this Monday night, I'll be rooting for the Oilers.

Go Oilers!
- Bernie  ¶ 7:12 PM