Wrong Buffett Boy do I feel like a tool. I've been informed that I was mistaken about Jimmy Buffet being the second richest man in the world. That would be Warren Buffett, not Jimmy. The funny thing is, I never even heard of Warren Buffett. As far as I know, unlike Jimmy Buffett, Warren Buffett hasn't had a single hit, and yet he somehow managed to amass the second largest personal fortune on the planet.

From what I understand, Warren Buffet is CEO of a company called Berkshire Hathaway Inc. I haven't heard of that either, but as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with margaritas.

I've learned that the two Buffett's are friends, and may be distantly related. One is a billionaire, and the other is a millionaire. I'd call that pretty distant.

Pictured here you see Warren in the black hat, and Jimmy in the white hat. Damn, that's a nice looking burger. The fries look pretty awesome too. Mmmmmmmmm.

Er, where was I?

Anyway, I screwed up. Sorry about that.

I should probably refrain from commenting on current events in the future.
- Bernie  ¶ 5:57 PM