Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Meet The New House, Same As The Old House
Dear Blog:
It occurs to me that I never told you about my new house. I've lived here ever since I was born, but it's new to me in the sense that I recently became the sole resident. My mom and dad got fed up with waiting for me to move out, so they moved out instead. They bought a trailer and now live in the yard.
The night my parents moved out, I celebrated by blasting the Purple Rain album by Prince while dancing in my birthday suit. Unfortunately, my mother stopped by to get more blankets for the trailer, and walked in on me while I was shaking it to "Delirious." It was awkard. At first, I thought that I had blown my chance of living alone in the house, but as it turned out, it only seemed to solidify their decision to move out. My parents still take care of the mortgage payments and property taxes, so it works out pretty well for me.
I visit them as often as I'm able.
- Bernie ¶ 1:37 PM
It occurs to me that I never told you about my new house. I've lived here ever since I was born, but it's new to me in the sense that I recently became the sole resident. My mom and dad got fed up with waiting for me to move out, so they moved out instead. They bought a trailer and now live in the yard.
The night my parents moved out, I celebrated by blasting the Purple Rain album by Prince while dancing in my birthday suit. Unfortunately, my mother stopped by to get more blankets for the trailer, and walked in on me while I was shaking it to "Delirious." It was awkard. At first, I thought that I had blown my chance of living alone in the house, but as it turned out, it only seemed to solidify their decision to move out. My parents still take care of the mortgage payments and property taxes, so it works out pretty well for me.
I visit them as often as I'm able.
- Bernie ¶ 1:37 PM
