Dog Tired

Dear Blog:
I didn't get much sleep last night because my neighbor's dog would not stop barking. I didn't even know they had a dog. Maybe they just got it. At any rate, they need to get that thing to shut up. It's driving me crazy.
I decided to write them a letter of complaint, which I typed on my computer and printed on personalized stationary which my mom gave me last Christmas. The letterhead on the stationary makes it look very official.
I could just go across the street and talk to them, but this seems as good a reason as any to start using my Christmas present.
Laterz,
- Bernie