My Robe Springs A Leak Dear Blog:
My old bathrobe is finally worn to the point where there is a hole in the back, right where I sit. I don't want to replace it, because of my vow to stop purchasing things. Besides, now that I have the house to myself, I don't know why I even bother with the bathrobe anyway. I could just stroll around in my birthday suit.

I'll just need to make sure that the curtains are drawn when I do, or the neighbors are in for a treat.
- Bernie  ¶ 4:10 PM