Something's Fishy Dear Blog:
I don't know if I'm starting to get paranoid or what, but ever since the toothpick swiping incident at McDonalds, I've been a little on edge.

Today, while I was finished mowing the lawn with the new lawnmower I got, I noticed a scrap of paper being blown around on my lawn by the breeze. I went to pick the paper up to throw it away, and was stunned when I realized that it was a wrapper from a McDonalds sandwich. More specifically, it was a wrapper to a fillet-o-fish sandwich.

First I get this comment in my blog, and now this.

I stood there staring at that wrapper for several minutes, wondering if it meant something. Then I remembered a scene from The Godfather where Tessio hands Sonny a fish wrapped up in newspaper.

Maybe the fillet-o-fish wrapper was a Sicilian message from McDonalds. Maybe they are implying that Bernie Michaels is going to be sleeping with the fishes.

I finished mowing the lawn with haste, and got back in the house as soon as I could.

The funny thing is, as much as that fish wrapper frightened me, I could really go for a fillet-o-fish right about now.

Must....resist...the....fish,
- Bernie  ¶ 5:51 PM