Bernie's Boring Blog (B3)
Saturday, April 01, 2006
You Gotta Have Friends
Dear Blog:
My next door neighbors had a big party last night. There were cars parked all up and down the block, even in front of my house. It's a public street, so they have a right to park there. I just wish the neighbors would have given me a "heads up." I mean, what if I was having a party too? Where would my guests park? Also, would it have hurt them to invite me to their party? I should throw a party and not invite my neighbors. That would show them. All I have to do is make some friends. The rest is easy.
- Bernie
 
Comments:
dude you're one ugly mutha, i think i know why the neighbors didn't invite you, they don't want to even think you exisit.
 
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